POETRY ALERT
Warning!
The Poet General has determined
it’s unhealthy to leave a poem unfinished.
The practice is illegal in many countries.
In Afganislandia the punishment is either
sitting through a five hour poetry reading
or death, with death being preferred three to one.
Poetry facts:
Writing poems at the wrong speed
can cause poetivitis,
or inflammation of the inspiratonium nerve.
PMS (Poetic Masculine Syndrome)
is prevalent among male older poets,
the most common symptom being a tendency
to want to read poetry to anyone that will listen,
at any hour of the day or night.