The Poet General has determined
it’s unhealthy to leave a poem unfinished.

The practice is illegal in many countries.
In Afganislandia the punishment is either
sitting through a five hour poetry reading
or death, with death being preferred three to one.

Poetry facts:

Writing poems at the wrong speed
can cause poetivitis,
or inflammation of the inspiratonium nerve.

PMS (Poetic Masculine Syndrome)
is prevalent among male older poets,
the most common symptom being a tendency
to want to read poetry to anyone that will listen,
at any hour of the day or night.

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