POET’S SHOPPING LIST
(’05)
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-Individually wrapped
last lines, one box –
(economy size.)
-Easy-open instant images –
large jar.
-One “Hemingway”-brand
B.S. detector.
-One heavy-duty,
industrial strength,
“like a…” shredder.
-A copy of
“Plagiarism, for Dummies.”
-A Pulitzer Prize-size
document frame.
-(Must not forget to renew
my annual unreality
credibility license.)
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