PREPARATION “A”
To itch, or not to itch,
that is the question.
Whether it’s nobler
to scratch (or not)
we must take into account
various considerations –
-Is the itch itching to be scratched?
-Has there been any itching activity
in the same area during the last hour?
if so, did you use the expression,
“Son of an itch!”
-On a scale of 1 through 10,
10 being itchiest, how would you rate your itch?
-A 10! and who do you think you are,
Nadia Comenitchy?!