PROCEDURE
Grade ‘B’ Certified,
Latinus poeticus.
Educational History:
-Well, you know…
Intellectual achievements:
Read over 2,000 issues of “MAD” –
Recommended action:
Proceed with STOP –
(Soul Transplant Operational Procedure)
Following soul extraction:
Examine for damages
incurred during previous use.
Forward soul’s essence to
“Sin Eradication & Resoul Dept.”
Wash your imaginary hands.