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my name is Mickey Mouse –
perhaps you heard of me?

-What I’m about to reveal
pains me very much,
as it will cause pain to you,
no doubt… because, well, you see…
Mr. Disney was a mouse molester!

-I know, I know,
incredible, but true!
I’ve got it on tape…
listen to this excerpt:

-“…you, and me, and Minnie…
you know what I mean? a threesome?”

-I’m as shocked as you are,
but the truth must be told…
and to think I once was
the happiest mouse on earth!

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