U.S. Certified,
Grade B –
Dominicanus-Americanus maximus.

Business acumen:
-Well, you know…

Intellectual achievements:
read over 2,000 issues
of “MAD Magazine”

Recommended action:
proceed with STOP –
(Soul Transplant
Operational Procedure.)

Post-soul extraction:
examine for damages
incurred during last use.

If in doubt, forward to
“Sin Eradication
and Resoul Dept. –
Mark it: to be repackaged.”

wash your imaginary hands!

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