STRESS TEST

Posted by on Nov 29, 2015

-Feel your pulse…
if it’s going too fast, slow down –
if it’s going too slow, go faster…

-Count backwards
from 100 to 1…
when you get to 57 say,
‘This doing I am why?’

-Get off the mental elevator
in a hurry & run into Woody Allen,
scattering pieces of his subconscious
all over.

-Get a copy of The N.Y. Post with the headline,
‘WOODY ALLEN SUFFERS INTELLECTUAL DISPLACEMENT’

-Where was I?
Oh yes, the Stress Test…
breathe… keep breathing…
do that as long as you can.