SWEAR-IN

Posted by on Aug 25, 2017

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-Do you swear
to tell lies,
nothing but lies,
and lie, lie, lie?

=No!

-Which of course means…
yes?

=A most emphatic ‘perhaps,’
or at least a strong
‘Who knows?’

-Thank you for your evasive
& dishonest answer –
and now, by the powers,
vested on me,
which incidentally,
I acquired illegally…

-I hereby pronounce you to be,
a consummate serial liar.

=Thank you, your honor,
I think that you’re a person
of total honesty and rare insight.

-WHAT!?
How dare you insult me that way!!

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