TERMINATED
(wrote this back in ’07, after long-time columnist Al Martinez
was fired by the L.A. Times).
-I’m very sorry,
you see, it’s like this…
by the way, there’re empty cardboard boxes
in the hallway, you can use ’em for your stuff…
-Where was I? Oh, yes… they asked for more cuts,
I had no choice – Thanks, you did a great job
for the paper, Rodriguez! er… I mean
Martinez, of course!
-What I’m trying to say…