THE BROWN ALBUM
It was a dark and stormy night…
I was alone, as is usually the case
when you’re by yourself…
suddenly, out of nowhere, it was him!
The Nowhere Man!
What a thrill!
Imagine! (pun intended, of course)
What an honor to meet you!
Out of all Beatlelandians,
including Polyethylene Pam & Rita Mae…
you’ve always been my Number Nine!
so, is everything OK, Nowhere?
–No way, no how,
my Zip code’s still in Nowhereland,
but I’m not complaining,
not good for my karma –
I’ll just follow the yellow brick…
oops! sorry! I’ve got my fantasies confused!