THE CLAPPER
(11/23/07)
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– I looked at Channel 9…
no Clapper! The same on 5, 11,13…
– I want The Clapper,
and I mean now!
It’s been a year…
I miss The Clapper!
– Keep your fancy
iPod & Lexus commercials,
or super-digital plasma TV’s –
all I want is The Clapper!
– I want to see that little old lady
clap her hands…
I want to see the lights go on and off…
why, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas
without The Clapper!…
– Let the clapping begin!
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