THE HEAVEN HERALD
(’06)
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ANGELS IN NEAR-COLLISION
Is Heaven Overspirited?
Social Notes –
Angel Food & Angel Cake
were united in matrimony –
The ceremony was attended
by a flock of obese angels.
Consumer alert!
Angel-Mart announces a recall:
angel wings distributed by the giant retailer
have been found to have
a defective flip-flap mechanism,,,
sometimes they flip,
when they should be flapping.
Literary news –
“Good heavens!” was inducted
into Paradise’s Words of Fame.
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