THE INTERVIEW
(’12)
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-First name?
–Footlong.
-Profession?
–Hero.
-Last act
of heroism?
–What heroism?!
I’m a sandwich!
-Middle name?
–Holdthemayo.
-Favorite color?
–Mustard yellow.
-Second favorite color?
–Tomato red.
-Third favorite color?
–Purple onion.
-And your fourth
favorite color?
–UPS brown.
-Is that some kind
of potato?
–It’s a variety of
climbing vine, of the genus
Deliverus Americanus.
-Very well, you’ve passed the test –
report to yourself immediately!
–Yes, sir!
but… where am I?
-If in doubt, just back-track
to your soul trail,
then check within yourself…
you can’t miss it!
-Next!