THE INTERVIEW

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-First name?

–Footlong.

-Profession?

–Hero.

-Last act
of heroism?

–What heroism?!
I’m a sandwich!

-Middle name?

–Holdthemayo.

-Favorite color?

–Mustard yellow.

-Second favorite color?

–Tomato red.

-Third favorite color?

–Purple onion.

-And your fourth
favorite color?

–UPS brown.

-Is that some kind
of potato?

–It’s a variety of
climbing vine, of the genus
Deliverus Americanus.

-Very well, you’ve passed the test –
report to yourself immediately!

–Yes, sir!
but… where am I?

-If in doubt, just back-track
to your soul trail,
then check within yourself…
you can’t miss it!

-Next!

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