TV OR NOT TV

Posted by on Jul 7, 2017

(’96)
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-I’m sixty-two,
can I still help prevent…

-You know what I hate?
Pain!

-I’m not going to compromise
on a laxative…

-Is there a cat food
that helps maintain
a cat’s urinary tract?

-Oh! That gross white stuff
that gets in your clothes
from your anti-perspirant!

-I’ll never go back
to dental paste or powder…

-Just when you think
your diarrhea medicine
is working!

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