The Flu & Drug Administration (FDA)
warns that a dangerous strain of Flu Bug 3712X
is missing from its laboratory,
and could cause an epidemic.

Late development: scientists were able
to trace and isolate the virus,
which has been confined to a small group of readers
of an obscure poet named Luís Campos.

If by misfortune you happen to belong to such a group,
we highly recommend McDonald’s Drive-Through Funeral Home.

“All the French fries you can eat!”

Pseudo I. Nym

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