WHAT, AGAIN?!

Posted by on Nov 1, 2013

Oh, no!
elves polish their gear
as we speak…
sightings of chorus singers
gargling and clearing their throats…
chesnuts have been going
into hiding…
reindeers practice in their
winter-training uniforms…
Douglas-pine trees brace
for that dreaded buzzing sound…
the Humanus Shopperus tribe
polish their credit cards
and ready their battalions…
children spread rumors
of fat men in red suits.