AND THEN THE WHOLE SKY LIT UP, AND THAT WAS THE END OF THAT TUNE
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-One fateful day…
-Ladies & gentlemen,
making the rarest of
personal appearances
on WideWorld TV,
the one, the only…
Ms. Arma Geddon!
(A hush descends &
envelops billions
across the globe…
no one dares make fun
of Ms. Geddon’s
mushroom-cloud-shaped hair do.)
-I’m on a final mission,
she declares, grasping her wig
& revealing her true self:
It’s Jack Nicholson, in drag!!
-I hate to wipe out the planet
& all this great food, but, hey,
I just follow orders…
-But before we get on
with the bad stuff, let me have
one last Big Mac, with plenty of secret sauce.