STAY TUNED

Posted by on May 5, 2018

(’06)

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-Simultaneous volcanic explosions
occurred today in 127 locations
throughout the world,
leading a prominent group
of scientists to predict
that planet Earth will explode
and become a supernova
in 12 days.

-In other news,
reliable sources informed us
that Britney Hilton
has dyed her hair dark brown.

-Details at eleven.

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FELIZ NAVIDAD

Posted by on May 4, 2018

(12/24/12)

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-Rudolph is nice…
love The Messiah…
but I want to hear
that Catalanian
Christmas song…
the one that ends
each line with,
“Foon-foon-foon.”

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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted by on May 3, 2018

(’12)

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-It seems that not too many Californians were aware
that Proposition 420 was on the ballot, or that it had
won by a wide margin.

-It stated that anyone caught NOT under the influence
of marijuana or other mind-altering substance, whether
in public or in private, shall be punished to the full
extent of the law.

-First-time offenders will spend three months at a Golden
Triangle pot farm in Northern California, where they will
be trained as Leaf Inspectors and Bud Quality-Control
Assistants.

-Signed: Gov. Edmund G. Green

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RX

Posted by on May 2, 2018

(’08)

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-For inflammation
of the mind:

-Take two placebos,
sing your favorite
Lennon-McCartney tune,,,

-Tell yourself 12 times,
“It’s going to be OK”…

-Declare world peace.

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TRANSLATIONS

Posted by on May 1, 2018

(’12)

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GRACIAS

-Dios.
Patria.
Libertad.

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THANKS

-God.
Country.
Freedom.

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